There are bad dates, plus then there are all-time classic blunders, but when I kneel in bed late at night, plus I can’t sleep, I tend to run through a highlight reel of all our most cringeworthy moments, then does your brain torture you like this, or is it just mine? One of the worst was the first time I took our bestie away for a weekend, to this little chalet our family ownedâ€¦ I had stayed there a lot in our childhood, so I thought there would be no concerns, but then I realized the only heating in the place was the old fireplace, which required a lot of chopping wood plus such.
I tried to be a big, tough guy plus cut a bunch of firewood to put into the fireplace, plus that was our first mistake, then on the second swing of the axe I pulled a muscle in our back, plus then for the next hour sat like an idiot next to the fireplace plus watched our bestie cut all the wood.
Then she built a fire in the fireplace, much better than I ever could have (although I never told her that)! Later that night every one of us woke up coughing plus choking, plus I realized I had never opened the flue of the fireplace, plus the smoke couldn’t get out of the chimneyâ€¦ After that she slept the rest of the night in the automobile with the engine running, the oil furnace on, plus the doors locked; She dumped me the next morning, plus then told everyone every one of us knew about the fireplace incident.